It's No Rumor, But Fact:
Not only our borders are unsafe - our towns are troubled! My informant from Fort Kelvin reports sounds from inside the mountains! Their caves rumble at night as if something is about to break through!
Will Gormander deploy help? Start an investigation? Maybe pass an infrastructure bill? Most likely not, but one can dream. If I were a betting man, I'd say he'll wait for the concerns to resolve themselves, for better or worse!
- Ramone Jones, editor of the Pike Weekly.