Being a "Scavenger" is so limiting, dull, and...grimy.
Perhaps you shouldn't have to spend all day drinking and fighting. What if a man wants to take a bath instead? A pure, beautiful, calm, scented soak in the Cromville Hot Spring?
I don't want to cut and tear, I yearn to splish and splash - to enjoy a steamy bubble bath with my lads, at a comfortable yet sensible distance! We could even dive for treasure! That's "manly", no? It would be fun!